OMG!

May 2, 2012

Guess who just announced a big concert tour? J Lo and Enrique. And I’m hoping for a guest appearance by Pitbull as well. I am a secret, hard core Enrique fan. LOVE. Does anyone want to join in on the fun? I will warn you that there might be some Zumba moves busted out.  Like […]

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Nervous.

May 1, 2012

On the way to school today, Tessie Mayes was “reading” her Bible. I was terrified the car was going to explode. We must get back into the habit of church.  Stat.

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Tonight is the night I might be discovered. For real this time.

April 18, 2012

Tonight I am going to a cooking class. The instructor is an actor, Chris Maher: I totally recognize him.  He has been in a shit ton of movies and television shows.  He is what one would call a “character actor.”  Mr. Maher is also a chef and restauranteur.  A friend of mine once worked for […]

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Facebook bullshit. by Coco

April 9, 2012

I think I’m back to blogging.  This is supposed to be for my kids and I feel like I have neglected updating them on their lives and their mom that may have a few mental issues. So I will be blogging at LEAST three times a week.  Not that anyone cares, I just am saying […]

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Sers?

February 21, 2012

If she’s a size 0, then I am an Indian princess that gave birth to two chinchilla babies that poop rice krispy treats, rides a unicorn to work every morning while wearing head to toe Halston on the daily and sings with a voice like the late Whitney: And bitch is totally disrespectin’ the $14,ooo.oo Hermes Birkin bag.  […]

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Not meaning to toot my own horn, but…..

February 9, 2012

I looked better than this A DAY after giving birth, much less a month: With that said, I am just kind of annoyed how they keep talking about how “AMAZING” and “AWESOME” and “SKINNY”  Beyonce looks here.  Because let’s get real.  Most of us moms do not feel like hitting the town when we have […]

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This is going to get me in trouble.

February 3, 2012

I am obsessed with the new series, Happy Endings. The show is hilarious and it makes me very, very happy that the sitcom is coming back.  I highly recommend. During my watching of the show, I realized I was obsessing about Elisha Cuthbert’s character’s wardrobe. Loved everything the girl had on on. So I did […]

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Seriously want to punch.

January 30, 2012

This is gross skinny.  And I like skinny.  I want to lose enough weight that people start talking about me behind my back.  But this bitch looks terrible.  I also have a sneaking suspicion that she is just not nice.  Maybe borderline evil. For real.  She is now #1 on my hate list. #1-Angelina Jolie […]

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I didn’t watch, but I’m judging anyway. The Golden Globes.

January 19, 2012

I didn’t watch the Golden Globes.  But I have looked at all the pretty pictures and have come to the following conclusions. I hate these two idiots.  A lot.  Hate: She bugs the shit out of me too.  Always has: I’m sorry, but Kim Richards DOES NOT need to be out in public just yet, much […]

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Overweight lovah, big C!

January 12, 2012

I take Zumba and I am obsessed!!  Seriously the BEST AND MOSTEST FUN WORK OUT EVER!  Burns 800 to 1000 calories an hour.  Coco does NOT sweat, yet, I come out of hip-hop looking like I just I’ve got a little rythem so I thought, “why not?” when our Zumba teacher started an “adult” hip […]

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